Date:	2004-06-06 22:59
Subject:	The Best Day Ever!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

Friday was so much fun! There was a wedding. Weddings are fun. I went to pick up the cake with Ryan, Dan and Tracey. It came in three boxes! That was one big cake! I was so happy!

I even got to go to the reception and eat cake. I sat beside the cake There was white and chocolate cake. I had them both. My new friend Maria came and saw the cake with me. She is very pretty. She wore a red dress.

Then I went and talked to the guys. Ryan was the groom. He's funny. He got married to Jessica. She looked beautiful. I had a good time with her. I had a drink. I felt very happy after that!

It was one of the best days of my life. I like giant cakes. They sure are yummy! Oh, and congratulations to my friends!

Date:	2004-03-01 23:36
Subject:	Happy Birthday to Me!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

I am three! Hurray! Although, it does not sound as good as saying "Moo is two". Three does not rhyme with Moo. There was no cake, but Dan promises I can have some next week.

I went for a bath too. My second one ever! I like being in the large machine with all of the swishing water and then I hang on a line until I'm dry. It's so much fun! I am very white now and much fluffier! I have a fat nose. Shmop.

Date:	2004-01-07 17:55
Subject:	Hmm...
Security:	Public
Mood:	confused

Half the bed left. Where did it go? It went away last week and it hasn't come back. I have been waiting here for a whole week. For a bed cow, this is very disturbing. Maybe I should ask Dan. Funny...Dan doesn't seem to be around either.

I better guard the rest of the bed, in case it decides to leave too.

Date:	2003-11-24 17:59
Subject:	Santa
Security:	Public
Mood:	hopeful

I wrote to Santa today. Hopefully he will write back and I will get all my presents. This is what I said:

Hi santa! How are you doing? Have you been eating lots of milk and cookies? I have been eating lots of cake. I like cake. Do you like cake?

There's lots I want for Christmas...I have been a very good cow. I want chocolate cake, new slippers, a bell to wear around my neck and a remote control car. I saw it on tv.

Say hello to your reindeer. Have you seen the commercial where your reindeers are actually cows? I like that one. Maybe I could be one. Can I be the one who wears the red nose?

Bye Santa! Keep warm.

Love MOO

Date:	2003-10-12 22:13
Subject:	Yum!
Security:	Public
Mood:	ecstatic

The house now smells of cake! Homemade chocolate cake! Yum! I want to eat! I love cake! I'm so happy. It must be a Moo day tomorrow!

Date:	2003-10-02 18:55
Subject:	Election
Security:	Public
Mood:	satisfied

I have not written here in awhile. I have been busy. I have been managing new beds. I will write soon when I can.

There was an election in the bed today. I voted. And the winnner is....Moo. I am now Supreme Leader of the Bed. You may now call me that. Or you can still call me Moo. It's up to you.

Voter turnout was 1.

Date:	2003-08-11 17:04
Subject:	Going on a trip
Security:	Public
Mood:	thoughtful

I am going to a cottage. I have never been to a cottage before. I wonder what cottages are like. I am going to go away for a week. I wonder if cottages have nice beds. Maybe there will be other bed cows at the cottage. Tracey says no. I need to go on a long car ride to get to the cotttage. There is no bed in the car. That is too bad.

Date:	2003-06-04 18:03
Subject:	Has anyone seen Dan?
Security:	Public
Mood:	sad

I think I lost him. I can not find him. I guess he doesn't want to play with Moo anymore. Maybe he doesn't love me anymore :(

sniff sniff shmop shmop

Date:	2003-05-21 17:28
Subject:	My dream
Security:	Public
Mood:	hungry

I had a dream last night. It involved lots of cake. Chocolate cake to be exact. Mounds and mounds of yummy chocolate cake with chocolate icing. It was so good to eat. Then a monster came along and ate all my cake. I was sad. The monster's name was Dan.

I think my spot has grown! Soon I am sure it will be one full spot, instead of one half spot.

As official bed cow, I have now quarantined the beds at my house. This strange sniffling sickness has now moved from Dan's bed to Tracey's bed. No visitors will be allowed in or out. That goes for any Moos as well. I doesn't want germs all over me.

Now, where's my Moo mask???

Date:	2003-03-26 22:22
Subject:	Mop!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	annoyed

My bed is still covered with laundry! For two days now! Clean, damp laundry.

Mop is something I sometimes say when I am annoyed.

Mop. Mop mop mop mop.

Date:	2003-03-25 19:11
Subject:	Sevens
Security:	Public
Mood:	hungry

Tracey's friend Matthew sent this to her. I thought it would be a good way for you to learn about all things Moo.

Seven things that you love:

1. Cake
2. Playing in warm laundry
3. Bed
4. Dan and Tracey
5. Chocolate cake
6. Tuck-ins
7. Cake


Seven things you hate (or don't like):

1. When someone throws me out of the bed
2. When Dan grabs my foot and doesn't let go
3. That I am never allowed to take a bath, but called a "dirty cow"
4. When I fall down the crack of the bed
5. Not being allowed to eat cake
6. That I am not allowed to watch undergrads or clone high until I am older
7. That Moo hands can not work the ibook

Seven things in your room:

(well, I don't really have a room, because I live in the bed, so I will tell you what is in my bed)
1. Woof (sometimes)
2. Dan (sometimes)
3. Tracey (sometimes)
4. Sheets
5. Pillows
6. Comforter
7. Cake (alright, no cake, but I wish there was cake)

Seven random facts about you:

1. I went to bed college.
2. I just turned two
3. I like cake. Lots.
4. I am a cow.
5. I have half a spot.
6. I have an email address.
7. I don't cook.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Visit as many beds as I can.
2. Go to bed museums.
3. Eat lots of cake.
4. Turn three.
5. Turn four.
6. Learn how to skydive.
7. Turn five.

Seven things you can do:

1. I can dance.
2. I can sing.
3. I look after the bed.
4. I can type.
5. I can hug.
6. I can watch tv.
7. I can play.

Top Seven things you say the most:

1. moo
2. mop
3. shmoo
4. shmop
5. mo
6. shmo
7. moo moo

Today someone came in the room and said that she liked the new bedspread. That made me happy.

Moo's back! Still haven't quite figured out this whole journal thing. After all, I am only two and fifteen days old. My friend Dan recommend that I get one because I have a lot of adventures and it is a good place to keep track of them. He's smart like that. I wonder how many other cows have one of these. I will have to check.

So, you wanna know more about me? Well, my real name is Mooseph E. Mooford, but you can just call me Moo. I like that better anyways. Maybe when I am three I will go by Mooseph. Maybe not.

I like cake. Most posts will probably include some form of cake-ness. Cake is good. Chocolate cake is the best.

I am a bed cow. I service the bed. I even went to bed college. (that's where you learn all things bed-iness.) The bed is a good place to be. Hopefully, I will write about many bed adventures.

Let me see. What else? I know, I can tell you things that make me happy: running around in cleaned, just dried, warm laundry, singing and dancing to Moo songs, going on trips to different beds, and yes, eating lots of cake.

I better go now. That was a lot for one little cow to write. I'm tired now. Goodbye!

Date:	2003-03-15 22:05
Subject:	I am Moo!
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy

Yay, now I have my own livejournal! I'm one lucky cow!

Moo moo moo moo-ooing moo moo! See you all soon!